Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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