oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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