How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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