then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
i now understand why vodka
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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