these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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