Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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