I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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