she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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