All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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