Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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