i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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