I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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