Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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