i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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I don't deserve a penis
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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