She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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