Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
how does that bad decision feel?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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