my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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