and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
she pinky promised me she was 18
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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