hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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