Where did you get a picture of my penis
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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