Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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