Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Mom said you looked used
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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