Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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