i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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