I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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