That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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