i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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