She's JV to your varsity
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I need to align my fucking chakras
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
