Where is the hickey?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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