and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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