Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
not ubering you a puppy
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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