There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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