I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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