do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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