she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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