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Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
only you would photoshop your dick
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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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