the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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