If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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