The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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