I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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