PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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