But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think my fart just growled at me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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