i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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