He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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