do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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