How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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