Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize
