It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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