so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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