we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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