I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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