Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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