Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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