fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He did a backflip because drugs
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