Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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