Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Blood and glitter go together right?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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