This girl is more easily done than said...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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