I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
